Sunday, February 8, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your President

So, as you likely know, our current president, Barack Hussein Obama, is the author of several best-selling, semi-autobiographical books. As part of the process that goes into the production of every book these days, Obama also narrated the entire text of both tomes for release as audiobooks and downloadable mp3 files.

The problem? Apparently, one of the president's high-school chums had a penchant for colorful language, and those quotes have now been converted to perfect spoken-word by our Commander in Chief.

HEAR Obama utter colorful phrases such as "Suuure, you can have my number bay-be!" or even "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

And my personal favorite, "You ain't my bitch, nigga, buy yo' own damn fries."

No, seriously, I am not joking...these are all there for you to listen to and download. Go and look for yourself. I'll wait until you come back.

Back? Yeah. And the left complained when Dick Cheney told Senator Pat Leahy to "go fuck yourself."

1 comment:

teejaycee said...

Chile u know he down. Why u tryin to front like that? Obama just keepin it real! He the mothafuckin shiznit!

(I liked the pic of him with Tipper Gore's warning label)