Fitty Questionz

Here's another of those blog/Facebook memes making its way across the Internet like a wildfire.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My maternal grandfather was Mr. Theobald Seelinger.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I never cry

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It’s perfect

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Boar’s Head Boiled Ham

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope, but I’d be an awesome dad.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yeah, I’m the best friend you’ll ever have.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Ya think?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup, appendix too.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yeah, maybe.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cheerios

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Never

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Edy’s Cookie Dough

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Height

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Procrastination

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My aunt and uncle, who were like my grandparents in a way.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Only if you want.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans and sneakers.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The “donk” noise Gmail Messenger makes when someone IM’s you.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Oceanic Pearl.

23. FAVORITE SMELL? Rain in a grassy knoll

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? She’s OK ;-)

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Baseball

27. HAIR COLOR? Brown

28. EYE COLOR? Hazel

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Eyeglasses

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Ribeye Steak

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Why can’t it be both?

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? My Bloody Valentine

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Carvel ice cream cake with those little chocolate crunchies

37 MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dunno

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Would have said RM but hell froze over and she did this first.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Twitter Means Business

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A Dell logo

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Burn Notice

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? The hum of my refrigerator, because it means I am home and at peace

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? San Diego

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can, like, communicate very well and stuff.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Mt. Sinai Hospital, Manhattan, NYC

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Anyone who responds

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? She does not exist

49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? Half empty

50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? The last five Playboy playmates of the month!